Meeting of Utter Chaos

Where every decision is a coin toss, and the coffee machine is on fire.

Agenda:

• Decisive Utter Chaos Agenda
• Meeting Notes from Last Week
• Minutes of Utter Confusion
• Minutes of Last Week's Despair

Decisions:

• We will make some arbitrary decisions.
• We will probably just agree with the person who yells loudest.

Attendees:

• Bob, the guy who always eats all the donuts.
• Jane, the person who has never actually attended a meeting.
• John, the guy who just got back from a 3-day weekend and has no idea what's going on.