Lost in Meetings

Welcome to the infinite loop of meetings, where time is relative and productivity is a distant memory.

Here, you can:

• Redo the Meeting to relive the experience all over again.
• Adjourn for a Coffee Break, where the only resolution is a caffeine-fueled epiphany.
• Lost in Meetings (this page, for instance) where the only escape is a cleverly crafted excuse.
• Overlap with Other Meetings to experience the thrill of concurrent decision-making.

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Lost in Meetings may lead to:

• Meeting-itis - a chronic condition characterized by excessive meeting attendance and a fear of missing out.
• Time-Dilation - where time appears to slow down as the minutes tick by at an agonizing pace.
• Caffeine-Dependence - a reliance on coffee to fuel the endless meetings.

Proceed with Caution.

Subpages:

• Adjourned Meetings: The Coffee Break Edition
• Meeting the Boss: A Story of Woe
• Meeting the Robot: A Futuristic Nightmare

Disclaimer: This site is a satirical representation of meeting experiences. Please do not attempt to actually attend meetings here. Your sanity may be at risk.