Agenda
- 1. Discuss the meaning of "nothing" for 2 hours.
- 2. Decide on the best way to spend the next 3 hours doing nothing.
- 3. Take an unscheduled break to grab a snack from the break room vending machine.
Action Items
- Bob: Write a 20-page report on the futility of existence.
- Jane: Create a flowchart to illustrate the pointlessness of our meeting.
- Joe: Compose an epic poem about the meaninglessness of life.
- Unknown Figure in Trench Coat: Plot to sabotage the meeting by replacing all the chairs with whoopee cushions.
Decisions: None.