MEETINGS: Main Event

Agenda for the Main Event

• I. Introduction
• II. Pointless Bureaucracy
• III. Interminable Debates
• IV. Endless Reports
• V. Coffee Machine Complaints
• VI. Resolution Nothing

Subcommittee Meetings

• Subcommittee 1: Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Subcommittee 2: Interminable Discussion

Important Notes:

• Please arrive early, but not too early, as the coffee machine will be out of order.

• Please refrain from eating at the conference table, unless you bring your own lunch.

• All attendees are required to attend, but no actual work will be done.