Welcome to the CeO Corner, where the art of doing absolutely nothing is elevated to an art form. Here you'll find a plethora of redundant meetings, each one more exciting than the last.

Our meetings are designed to make you question the very fabric of reality, to make you wonder what the point of it all is, and to leave you feeling like you've wasted several hours of your life.

We're proud to offer:

• Weekly Briefings: Because who needs actual work done when you can just talk about it?
• Strategy Sessions: Where we discuss the same 5-year plan from 2018, because why fixate on progress?
• Brainstorming Sessions: Because we're not actually looking for solutions, just ideas that we'll never act on.
• Stand-up Meetings: The classic "status update" meeting, where everyone pretends to care.
• Decision Matrix Meetings: Where we spend 3 hours deciding between two options, just for the sake of it.
• Retreats: Because nothing says "team-building" like being stuck in a conference room with a bunch of awkward people for 2 days.