THE MEETING PROPHET HAS SPOKEN

In a shocking turn of events, the Meeting Prophet has finally deigned to share his vision for the future of meetings.

As revealed in the sacred tome, "The Art of Meeting", the Prophet foretells of a world where meetings will never truly end, but will instead become a permanent fixture in the fabric of time itself.

"It is written, 'Thou shalt meet, and thou shalt meet frequently, lest the productivity of the team be lost, and the coffee be cold.'" - The Meeting Prophet

To prepare for this new reality, the Meeting Prophet has ordained the following commandments:

• Thou shalt not schedule meetings for less than 2 hours.
• Thou shalt have an agenda, and thou shalt stick to it.
• Thou shalt not check thy email during meetings, lest thou shalt be consumed by the void.

For more on this sacred text, follow the links below:

• Chapter 1: The Basics of Meeting Magic
• Chapter 2: The Dark Side of the Agenda
• Chapter 3: The Art of Not Checking Email