In a shocking turn of events, we have discovered that meetings are not, in fact, a soul-sucking vortex of despair, but rather a finely-tuned, precision-crafted instrument of emotional torture.

Using our proprietary Meeting-ometer, we've calculated that 9 out of 10 meetings are capable of sucking the very soul from your body, leaving you a shell of a human, devoid of passion, creativity, and basic human interaction.

We're not here to tell you that you're wrong, or that the Bureaucratic Red Tape is just a myth. No, we're here to show you that there's always room to improve, to tweak and adjust, to make your meetings more soul-soul-sucking than ever.

Want to know your meeting soul-killing score? Click here to find out!

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try the Meeting O meter yourself. We dare you.

And, as always, don't forget to join the meeting soup, where the meetings never end, and the despair never stops.