Decree from Above

A Royal Proclamation

By the authority vested in me by the Great and Powerful King of the Realm,

I hereby decree that all meetings shall be attended in attendance.

This is not a request, nor a suggestion, nor a gentle nudge.

This is a command, a fiat, a decree from above.

Failure to comply will result in dire consequences, including but not limited to:

• The wrath of the King's Accountants
• The ire of the King's Lawyers
• The loss of all snacks in the break room

So, by the power vested in me, you are commanded to attend this meeting.

Do not fail.

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