The Prophecy of 3:30PM

By the power vested in me, I declare that this meeting will be a never-ending cycle of boredom and tedium. All shall be reduced to mere mortals, forced to subsist on a diet of stale coffee and half-hearted apologies for the conference room's perpetual lack of windows.

View the minutes of our last 3:30PM meeting, where we accomplished precisely nothing. View the minutes from our previous meeting, where we almost, sort-of, kind-of accomplished something.