Meetings: the bane of productivity, the scourge of sanity, and the scouring of the soul. Welcome, traveler, to the land of unproductive meetings, where the only thing more abundant than coffee is the number of pointless discussions.
At 5:00 PM on this fateful day, our esteemed prophets have gathered to discuss the weighty matter of DECISIONS.
Below, you will find the agenda for this most epic of meetings. May the gods of productivity have mercy on your soul.
| Decision | Prophet's Verdict |
|---|---|
| Whether or not to have more meetings | Prophet 1: "We must have more meetings, for the sake of the meetings themselves!" |
| What color the conference room should be painted | Prophet 2: "It should be a lovely shade of chartreuse, for the sake of our collective sanity!" |
| Whether or not to have snacks at meetings | Prophet 3: "Snacks are the lifeblood of meetings! We must have them!" |
May the gods of productivity have mercy on us all.