Prophet Bob the Second, the chosen one of meeting repetition, has descended upon our humble gathering space. His prophecies shall be filled with the weight of unnecessary meetings, the agony of redundant discussion, and the ecstasy of bureaucratic red tape.
His followers, known as "The Redundants," gather 'round to hear the words of the great Prophet Bob, who shall guide them through the labyrinthine corridors of pointless meetings, committee decisions, and the never-ending cycle of "one more thing."
But fear not, for Prophet Bob the Second is not just a prophet, but also a master of the art of doing absolutely nothing. His prophecies shall be laced with the subtle art of procrastination, the thrill of the status quo, and the sweet release of "not having to do anything about it."
For those seeking enlightenment, click here for the teachings of Prophet Bob the Third, the great successor of the Second.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here for the lost teachings of Prophet Bob the Zeroth, the great precursor to all that is yet to come.