Meeting Prophet John: Expert in Unproductive Gatherings

Meet John, the master of meetings that never end. With his unparalleled expertise in creating an atmosphere of endless discussion and unfulfilled action items, John has been called upon by top executives, mid-level managers, and even HR representatives to guide them through the most epic of gatherings.

His methods are unorthodox, his tactics are questionable, and his results are always the same: a sea of empty chairs, a trail of forgotten agendas, and a faint scent of stale coffee wafting through the air.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from some of John's most notable clients:

• "John has helped me turn my team into a well-oiled machine of unproductivity." - Bob, CIO, WidgetCo
• "I've never seen anyone turn a 2-hour meeting into a 4-hour meeting. Genius." - Jane, Director, BuzzCorp
• "I just wanted to get some work done, but John convinced me to have a 'brainstorming session' that lasted for three weeks." - Mike, CEO, Sparkle & Shine Inc.

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