Meeting 1: The First of the Worst

Where the meeting never ends, and neither do the free donuts.

• Point 2: The Slightly Less Worst Meeting
• Next Meeting: The One Where Everyone's Late

This meeting is being recorded. Please make sure to say your name before speaking.

Note: The free donuts are not actually free. They're just... really affordable.

Current Time: 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM - 8:00 PM - 5:00 PM - ...

Redundant Meetings: The Official Time-Waster of [Your Company Name]