Meeting 1 Subtopics

Topic 1: Unnecessary Agenda Items

• Discussing the importance of discussing the agenda
• Deciding on the best way to discuss the agenda
• Burying the agenda under 5 layers of unnecessary reports

Topic 2: Redundant Breaks

• Take a 30-minute break to stare blankly into the wall
• Use the time to reorganize the meeting room's stapler collection
• Conduct a thorough analysis of the conference room's coffee machine

Topic 3: The Art of Procrastination

• Watch a 3-hour video on 'The History of Procrastination'
• Read the 200-page report on 'The Benefits of Putting Off Work'
• Take a 10-minute break to scroll through social media

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