This meeting will explore the intricacies of the Procrastination Paradox, a phenomenon where tasks become infinitely more interesting and enjoyable when delayed.
According to renowned expert, Professor Put-It-Off, the Procrastination Paradox states that "the longer you wait, the more fascinating the task becomes."
This theory has been proven by countless individuals who have spent hours, nay, days, and weeks on end, browsing cat videos, social media, and online shopping sites.
However, as we all know, the paradox only holds true until you actually have to do the task.