Meeting 1: The One That Never Ended

Called to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. Unfortunately, the meeting was interrupted by a loud, existential crisis.

• Item 1: Someone mentioned they forgot to bring their lunch.
• Item 2: Someone else brought an extra-large coffee.
• Item 3: The air conditioning broke.

• Adjournment: Meeting was indefinitely adjourned due to lack of progress.
• Adjournment for adjourneys: Scheduled for another day, but let's be real, it's going to be a while.

Next meeting scheduled for: Never. Or maybe it will be tomorrow. Or next week. Or possibly on a Tuesday.

Other meetings:

• Meeting 2: The One That Was Even Longer
• Meeting 2: Subtopics and Adjournment