Today's meeting will be spent discussing the finer points of What is the point of any of this? with Why Can't We Just Email? and Who Is In Charge Anyway?.
We will discuss the meaninglessness of our existence and the futility of our endeavors. (Not a subtopic.)
We will explore the benefits of not having to leave our homes, offices, or bedrooms to discuss things that could be easily conveyed through a simple email or IM chat.
We will examine the leadership hierarchy and who actually makes decisions, or if we are all just wandering in a bureaucratic wilderness.