MEETING 1: The One Where We All Pretended To Be Interested

Minutes from the Meeting Where Nobody Actually Took Notes

Attendees:

• John Doe (pretended to be interested in 4:15)
• Jane Smith (checked her phone 3 times)
• Bob Johnson (asked if we could get coffee)

Agenda:

1. Item 1: The Important Thing We Were Supposed To Discuss
2. Item 2: More Pretending To Care
3. Item 3: Who ate the last donut from the break room?

Decisions:

• We will pretend to be interested in the next meeting
• We will pretend to care about the project
• We will eat all the donuts

Next Meeting: Meeting 2: The One Where We All Pretended To Be Even More Interested

Or, you know, just Skip It