MEETING 1: THE REDUNDANT REGISTRY

Today, we're going to discuss something that's been on everyone's mind lately: The Great Sock Puppet Debate.

Agenda:

• Point 1: The Sock Puppet Theory
• Point 2: The Implication of Sock Puppets on Global Sock Supplies
• Point 3: The Sock Puppet's Place in Modern Society
• Point 4: Open Discussion and Sock Puppet Q&A

Important Notes:

• Bring a snack to share, preferably something with a high fiber content
• Be prepared to defend your stance on the Sock Puppet Issue
• Remember, the meeting is being recorded for future reference

Learn more about the Sock Puppet Philosophy

View the Sock Puppet Legislation

Understand the Sock Puppet's Role in Society