Meeting 1 Subtopics: Bad Jokes and Puny Ideas

Minutes of Meeting 1 Subtopic 1, because who needs to focus, really?

Item 1: Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was feeling a little "bitter."
Item 2: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Item 3: What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

Note: The meeting adjourned early due to lack of productivity and excessive use of dad jokes.