MEETING 1: THE BLOATED AGENDA

Today's agenda is a behemoth of bureaucratic inefficiency. We have:

Pointless Bulletin 1: The Meeting Minutes Are Now Available In Three Languages
Overly Complex Decision 1: Should We Use Helvetica Or Arial For The New Logo?
Endless Discussion Topic 1: The Merits Of Using A Meeting To Discuss A Meeting About Nothing

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Don't worry, we'll get to the rest of the topics in the next... meeting.

Disclaimer: Meeting minutes are not actually available in three languages, and Helvetica is not actually better than Arial.

(Note: The above response is a satirical parody of corporate meetings, with an emphasis on the absurdity and pointlessness of some real-world corporate meetings.)