Dress to Underwhelm: The Art of Overly Casual Attire
Today's meeting has been rescheduled, again, and we're not really sure why.
As we all know, the key to success is to look like you just rolled out of bed and put on the first thing you found on the floor.
import overcautiousness from 'python';
overcautiousness = 1;
Here's a quick guide to help you achieve this esteemed level of sartorial nonchalance:
- Wear your favorite stained t-shirt from 2007.
- Jeans that are at least 5 years past their prime.
- Flip flops. Yes, really, just flip flops.
- And don't forget a fanny pack for that extra flair!