Meeting 9 Subtopics: Because 9 Was Too Many

Subtopic 1: The Overly-Important Introduction

1. Why we're having 9 subtopics when 8 would've been fine
2. How to properly use a whiteboard without getting it all over your shirt
3. Important meeting notes from Meeting 8, because who needs a summary?

Proceed to Subtopic 2: The Slightly Less Important But Still Important Introduction

Subtopic 2: The Slightly Less Important But Still Important Introduction

1. The history of meetings: from smoke signals to conference calls
2. Why our coffee machine is on the fritz (again)
3. Important meeting notes from Meeting 8, because who needs a summary?

Proceed to Subtopic 3: The Not-So-Essential Details

Subtopic 3: The Not-So-Essential Details

1. What to do when your meeting is interrupted by a stray cat
2. How to politely tell your boss that the cat is not your responsibility
3. Important meeting notes from Meeting 8, because who needs a summary, really?

Proceed to Subtopic 4: The Completely Unimportant Details

Subtopic 4: The Completely Unimportant Details

1. Why our stapler is on the table and not on the desk
2. How to make a proper paper airplane for the meeting
3. Important meeting notes from Meeting 8, because who needs to remember anything?

Proceed to Subtopic 5: The Almost-Entirely-Not-Important-But-We-Just-Want-You-Here

Subtopic 5: The Almost-Entirely-Not-Important-But-We-Just-Want-You-Here

1. Our company's new policy on naptime
2. A special announcement from the CEO (not)
3. Important meeting notes from Meeting 8, because you're clearly paying attention

Proceed to Subtopic 6: The Entirely-Unimportant-But-We-Just-Can't-Resist

Subtopic 6: The Entirely-Unimportant-But-We-Just-Can't-Resist

1. Why our office has a foosball table
2. How to properly use the stapler without staples
3. Important meeting notes from Meeting 8, because you're really paying attention now

Proceed to Subtopic 7: The Almost-Entirely-Unimportant-But-Somewhat-Interesting

Subtopic 7: The Almost-Entirely-Unimportant-But-Somewhat-Interesting

1. The history of our break room's mysterious coffee machine
2. Why our microwave is still not fixed from 2018
3. Important meeting notes from Meeting 8, because you're really paying attention now

Proceed to Subtopic 8: The Entirely-Unimportant-And-Completely-Serious

Subtopic 8: The Entirely-Unimportant-And-Completely-Serious

1. Our new policy on microwaving fish in the office
2. How to report a lost sock to HR
3. Important meeting notes from Meeting 8, because you're clearly not paying attention

Proceed to Subtopic 9: The Entirely-Important-And-Completely-Not-Important-But-We-Just-Want-You-To-Stay

Subtopic 9: The Entirely-Important-And-Completely-Not-Important-But-We-Just-Want-You-To-Stay

1. We're running out of donuts, so let's just pretend this meeting never happened
2. A special announcement from our CEO (not)
3. Important meeting notes from Meeting 9, because you're clearly out of here

After Meeting 9: The Unimportant-But-Triumphant-Conclusion

Well, that's it for today's meeting. We hope you had fun!