Presented by: Bob, Jane, and John
Objective: Discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and why the copier always seems to be jammed.
It's not just a coincidence that the copier always breaks down when you need it most. No, it's a conspiracy, folks!
Bob: "I'm telling you, it's the ink cartridge's fault!"
Jane: "No way, it's the toner that's the problem!"
When was the last time you actually did something productive during a meeting?
John: "Um, yesterday? No, wait, what were we discussing again?"
Jane: "Ha! I was just pretending to take notes. You know, for the sake of appearances."
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