Item 1: Reorganize the reorganization of the reorganization of the reorganization of the reorganization.
Item 2: Discuss the importance of having more meetings to discuss the need for more meetings.
Item 3: Determine the optimal number of PowerPoint slides required to put off a decision until next meeting.
Martin, CEO - Because someone had to be there.
Jen, HR - To ensure we're all on the same page... or not.
Dave, Intern - To learn from the masters.