Meeting Minutes of Redundant Meeting 1, Subtopic 1: Overly Complicated Terms
Present: John, Jane, and Bob. Absent: Alice, who was busy with more important things. Like her cat.
Agenda
- Item 1: Discuss the meaning of the word 'sustainable'.
- Item 2: Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in presentations.
- Item 3: Decide on the color scheme for the company logo.
Notes:
Item 1: Sustainable
John: "It's like, uh, stuff that doesn't harm the environment."
Jane: "But what about the definition of 'harm'?"
Bob: "Uh, I thought it just meant we didn't have to pay for it."
Alice (via phone): "I'm here, I'm here! Can someone explain what's going on?"
Item 2: Comic Sans
John: "I love Comic Sans! It's the best!"
Jane: "You can't be serious."
Bob: "I think it's a good choice for our company. We can be fun and playful."
Item 3: Color Scheme
John: "I say we go with a bold and bright color scheme. Like, have you seen our logo?"
Jane: "But what about our target audience?"
Bob: "Who cares about that? Let's just pick something that looks good."
Next Meeting: Same Time, Same Place. Same Redundant Topics.