Point 1 of Redundant Meeting 1
Agenda Item 1: Discussing Why We Can't Discuss the Meeting's Actual Agenda
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are unable to discuss the actual agenda. Instead, let's spend the next 4 hours discussing why we can't discuss the actual agenda.
Subtopic 1: The Importance of Not Discussing the Actual Agenda
- Item 1: We can't discuss the actual agenda because... Reason 1: It's just too complicated.
- Item 2: We can't discuss the actual agenda because... Reason 2: It's just too boring.
- Item 3: We can't discuss the actual agenda because... Reason 3: It's just too... ... complicated again.
Subtopic 2: The Benefits of Not Discussing the Actual Agenda
- Item 1: We can't discuss the actual agenda because... Benefit 1: We get to eat more donuts.
- Item 2: We can't discuss the actual agenda because... Benefit 2: We get to watch more cat videos.
- Item 3: We can't discuss the actual agenda because... Benefit 3: We get to pretend it's not happening.