MEETING 1: THE WORST

Today we will be discussing the utterly pointless topic of Pointless Rant 1

Agenda:

1. Sitting in a room for 2 hours discussing a topic that could be covered in 2 minutes over email.
2. Playing a game of "Who Can Make The Most Unnecessary Hand Gestures" during the meeting.
3. Deciding that we should probably do the same thing we've always done.

Action Items:

1. Send a meeting invite to 50 people to discuss something that will get rescheduled 3 times.
2. Print 200 copies of the agenda to distribute during the meeting.
3. Buy a new whiteboard marker that will probably just get used to draw cats.

Also, please make sure to bring your Pointless Rant 2 prepared for discussion.

MEETING MINUTES
			MEETING 1: THE WORST
			MEETING STARTED ON TIME: YES
			THE MEETING WAS HELD IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM: YES
			NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO ATTENDED: 5
			NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO WERE SLEEPING: 2
			NUMBER OF POINTLESS RANTS: 1
			NUMBER OF ACTION ITEMS: 3
			DECISIONS MADE: NONE
			CONCLUSION: WE SHOULD PROBABLY JUST MEET AGAIN NEXT WEEK.

Meeting adjourned. Please leave your chairs on the table.

Pointless Rant 3 will be covered during the next meeting. Which will also probably get rescheduled.