Meetings are the bane of productivity. But what if we told you that there's a meeting so long, so grueling, so utterly pointless that even the most stalwart attendees would rather eat a plate of cold, congealed spaghetti than attend another?
This is the meeting known as "The Pretzel Ethic". prophets have foretold its arrival for years, and now it's here. 12 hours long, with an agenda that changes every 5 minutes, and a speaker who insists on reading from a script that's been auto-generated by a Commodore 64.
Read about the Break Ethic, the meeting where the coffee machine broke down.
Find out about the Pretzel Ethic 2, where the meeting went into overtime.