Meetings are the bane of modern life. Or are they?
Our team of highly trained AI engineers have developed an algorithm that will make your meetings more productive, or at least more tolerable.
Using our patented Rationing by Algorithm technology, we can predict when you'll actually say something useful, and only let you speak then.
It's like having a butler for your meetings. Except it's not a butler. It's a machine.
Our algorithm uses a complex series of if-then statements to determine when you've said something worth hearing.
When you start talking, the algorithm springs into action, carefully weighing your words against a database of pre-approved topics.
If your contribution is deemed worthy, we let the meeting continue. Otherwise, the algorithm politely excuses you, saving everyone involved precious time.
No more pointless meetings. No more awkward silences.
Increased productivity. Improved morale.
We're not responsible for the existential dread that follows.