Meetings 1, 2, 3... 27, and 28: A Study of Redundancy
As a seasoned Ramen connoisseur, I've been to the depths of bureaucratic despair, where meetings are the only thing that matters.
Here's a review of the most recent 5 meetings I attended, and what I learned about the overcooked nature of our beloved Ramen.
Meeting 1: The "Let's Make a Meeting About This Meeting" Meeting. 4 hours long. 1/10 would not attend again. (Read here for more)
Meeting 2: "The Meeting That Never Ended" AKA "The Meeting That Made me Question the Sanity of Our Team". 6 hours long. 0/10 would not attend again.
Meeting 3: "The Meeting That Started on Time" AKA "The Meeting That Was Actually Kind of Useful". 2 hours long. 8/10 would attend again.
Meeting 4: "The Meeting That Was Just an Excuse to Eat Free Sushi" AKA "The Meeting That I Actually Enjoyed". 1.5 hours long. 9/10 would attend again (for the free sushi).
Meeting 5: "The Meeting That Was Just an Excuse to Avoid Actual Work" AKA "The Meeting That Filled My Soul with Despair". 3 hours long. 1/10 would attend again.
Stay tuned for more Ramen reviews, and try not to get overcooked in the meantime!