Rationing Soups and Stir Fries in America

The Great American Rationing Initiative

In a bold move to combat the scourge of excess, the American government has launched a nationwide soup and stir-fry rationing program.

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Rationing Guidelines:

• Only _goals_per_day of soups are allowed per person
• No more than _days_per_week of stir-fries are permitted
• Fines for non-compliance will be enforced by the Soup and Stir-Fry Police

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