Rationing Strategies for Meetings that Never End

Welcome, weary travelers, to the land of meetings that refuse to end. In this desolate landscape, time and productivity have been sacrificed to the altar of small talk and unnecessary discussion.

Here are our top rationing strategies to help you survive, and even thrive in, this meeting wasteland:

1. Bring Your Own Sandwich

In a world where meetings are infinite, the only thing you can truly control is your own sustenance. Bring. Your. Own. Sandwich.

2. Turn Down the Thermostat

Meetings can be hot. Like, really hot. Turn down the thermostat to conserve energy, and maybe, just maybe, the meeting will end.

3. Hold an Adjournment Auction

In a world where time is currency, auction off your adjournment to the highest bidder. Who needs a meeting when you can have a nap?

And remember, travelers, in a land of meetings that never end, there's only one rule:

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