MEETING 1: THE POINTLESS SCHEDULE

Agenda: A List of Things That Don't Actually Matter

10:00 AM: "Is the coffee machine working?"
10:15 AM: "Did anyone bring donuts?"
10:30 AM: "Is the air conditioning on? It feels like it's not."
11:00 AM: "Who forgot to turn off their computer?"
11:15 AM: "Why does the copier keep jamming?"
11:30 AM: "Is it too early for our first break?"

Proceed to Meeting 2: The Pointless Agenda

or Dive into the Schedule of Irrelevance Sub-Subtopics