MEETING 1: Scheduling Spaghetti

Today's agenda is a tangled mess of meetings and submeetings. To help you navigate, we've created a schedule that's as confusing as a plate of spaghetti.

Schedule:

• I. Adjourning Techniques
• II. Scheduling Algorithms: The Search for Order
• III. Minute-by-Minute Coverage of the Agenda
• IV. Adjourning for Adjourneys

Don't forget to grab a snack from the break room. We have a fresh batch of meeting-themed cookies.

Also, don't even think about trying to schedule a meeting with the CEO. They're on a tight deadline... to attend another meeting.

Next meeting: MEETING 2: The Never-Ending Meeting