Meetings are the bane of productivity. But what if we told you there's a way to make them even worse?
Introducing Snack Rationing Hacks: the art of carefully measuring out the perfect amount of snacks to ensure maximum boredom and minimum productivity.
Subtopic 1: The Snack-to-Minutes Ratio
For every 10 minutes of meeting, allocate 2-3 chips. This ensures the team stays awake but not alert enough to suggest actual solutions.
Subtopic 2: The Power of Mandatory Breaks
Every 45 minutes, take a 15-minute break. Use this time to rehydrate, re-energize, and re-relish the mediocrity of the meeting.
Subtopic 3: The Art of Snack Disguise
Wrap your snack in a fake report or proposal to add an air of legitimacy to the proceedings. This will ensure the team stays focused on the snacks, not the meeting.
Need more Snack Rationing Hacks? Check out our sister page: Snack Rationing Hacks 2.0
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our experimental approach: Snack Rationing Hacks: The Dark Side