Meetings: Ramen prophets of prophets of redundancy,ประก part 1

A series of meetings so unnecessary, they'll make you question the fabric of time itself.

Today's topic: Ramen bulk strategies for maximum procrastination.

• 1. Make a list of all the things you could be doing instead of attending this meeting.
• 2. Use the time to perfect the art of staring at a wall.
• 3. Create an intricate spreadsheet detailing the exact number of minutes wasted in this meeting per hour.
• 4. Declare the concept of "Ramen Time" and start using it as a unit of measurement for productivity.