Meeting 1: The Never-Ending Meeting
Subtopic 1: The Agenda
We will discuss the agenda for the meeting, which is to discuss the agenda.
Because, apparently, we haven't discussed it enough.
The Agenda Subtopic 1
Subtopic 2: The Unnecessary Details
Because we're not just discussing the agenda, we'll also discuss the details.
Like the font on the agenda.
The Unnecessary Details Subtopic 3
Subtopic 3: The Conclusion
We will conclude the discussion by deciding that we still don't know what to do.
The Conclusion Subtopic 4
Subtopic 4: The Follow-up Meeting
Because, apparently, we're not done yet.
The Follow-up Meeting