Meeting of the Unproductive: Strategy 4, Subtopic 2

Minutes from the Incomprehensible

Present: Bob, Carol, Dave, and Larry. Purpose: To discuss the best way to do nothing.

10:00 AM - 10:05 AM: Bob's inane rambling about the color blue.
10:05 AM - 10:10 AM: Dave's PowerPoint presentation on "The Art of Procrastination" ( slide 1-10, with only 1 minute of actual content).
[See the slides](/meetings/redundant-meetings/meeting-1-subtopics/strategy-4/subtopic-2/subtopic-2-1/ppt-bloopers)
10:10 AM - 10:15 AM: Larry's "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" speech.

No actual decisions were made, but everyone agreed that the break room coffee is still terrible.

Next week: Meeting 2, Strategy 1, Subtopic 3: "Procrastination by Committee"