Subtopic 2.1: The Great Wall of To-Don'ts
- Do not, under any circumstances, check your email during the meeting.
- Do not, under any circumstances, use your phone during the meeting.
- Do not, under any circumstances, eat the donuts in the break room.
Subtopic 2.2: The Art of Pretending to Listen
Subtopic 2.2: Meeting Etiquette for the Unenlightened
- When someone says "Can we schedule a follow-up meeting?", respond with "Absolutely!"
- When someone asks "Can I take a call?", respond with "Not now, let's keep the meeting going until the end of time itself."
- When someone says "I have nothing to report.", respond with "Well, that's perfectly acceptable, let's move on."
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