Meeting of the Uninspired: Subtopic 3.1 of the Redundant Meeting 1

Because someone thought it was a good idea, we are having a meeting about a meeting about meetings. This one is a subtopic of the first subtopic of the meeting about meetings. Because why not?

• Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing agendas
• Agenda Item 2: Talk about how talking is not actually accomplishing anything
• Agenda Item 3: Decide on the color of the meeting room's carpet
• Agenda Item 4: Determine if anyone actually knows what the meeting is about
• Agenda Item 5: Discuss why we can't just have an open-ended discussion like normal humans

Subtopics:

Because this meeting is so exciting, we've decided to break it down into smaller, even more underwhelming subtopics:

• Subtopic 2.1
• Subtopic 3.2 (because why not?!)

Meeting Adjournment: Because we're almost done with this exciting meeting

We'll be back here in 30 minutes to discuss the minutes of this meeting. Or maybe not. Who knows?