MEETING 1: THE REDUNDANT MEETING MEETING

Today's agenda:

• Subtopic 1: The Meeting That Never Ends
• Subtopic 2: The Unnecessary Breakout Session
• Subtopic 3: The Meeting About the Meeting (Again)

This meeting has been in session for 4 hours and 32 minutes. We are all running on coffee fumes.

			MEETING START TIME: 09:00
MEETING END TIME: ??
BREAK TIME: NEVER