Meeting 1 Subtopic A: The Agenda Agenda

Subtopics:

• Subtopic B: The Actual Work Plan (Don't Bother)
• Subtopic C: The Deadline That Won't Be Met

Important Notes:

1. We're never going to actually talk about the topic at hand. It's just a distraction from the real work we need to avoid.
2. Please, for the love of all things productive, don't even think about it.

The room will now proceed into a 30-minute discussion of what we should be discussing instead.