Today's meeting has been convened to discuss the finer points of doing the opposite of what was originally intended. Specifically, we will be debating whether or not to actually accomplish anything, or if we should just take a 3-hour break to watch cat videos instead.
Subtopic B: The Unproductive Discussion | Subtopic C: The Even More Unproductive Discussion (Continued)
Subtopic D: The Pointless Conclusion
Subtopic A: The Pointless Aside
Because, honestly, we all know that the real purpose of this meeting is just to eat free donuts in the break room, we have scheduled a special donut-themed interlude. Please take 15 minutes to grab a free donut and a cup of stale coffee, and report back to the meeting with a full stomach and a sugar high.
Subtopic E: Donuts and Bluster