Redundant Meetings 1: Schedule in Silico

Today's agenda includes:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing the schedule
• Item 2: Debate the merits of using a schedule
• Item 3: Create a new schedule to discuss the schedule

Also on this page:

• Subtopics for Meeting 1
• Meeting 1 Adjournment (just kidding, it's still on)
• Meeting 2 Adjournment (it's a real thing, we swear)

Next on the agenda:

• Meeting 2: Schedule in Silico (same as today, just more of the same)
• Meeting 3: Discuss the Schedule (because you can never have too many schedules)
• Meeting 4: Create a new schedule to discuss the new schedule (it's a meta-schedule)

And after that:

• Meeting 5: The Infinite Loop (where you discuss the same thing forever)

Disclaimer: The above schedule is subject to change at any moment. Or not. We're not really sure.