The Unnecessary Report

Because who needs concise meeting minutes, anyway?

Here is the summary of our last 5 minutes of discussion:

• Person 1: We need to do this thing.
• Person 2: But we already talked about that.
• Person 3: I don't remember.
• Person 2: That's because it was boring.
• Person 1: Fine.

Next meeting will be in exactly 3 minutes from now, where we will discuss the exact same thing.

See you there!