Meeting 1: Subtopic A - A Very Long Winding Road

We're stuck in a never-ending loop of pointless discussion. Welcome to the meeting that will never end.

Today's Agenda:

1. Item 1: Stalling for 3 hours
2. Item 2: Re-stalling for 2 hours
3. Item 3: Stalling some more for 1 hour

Subtopics:

• Subtopic B - The Bureaucratic Nightmare
• Subtopic C - The Creativity Killed It
• Subtopic D - The Dog Walk