Meeting 1: Redundant Meetings
This meeting is a total waste of time. Like, literally, the only thing we'll accomplish is to realize we should have done this last week/month/year.
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Who should attend this meeting?
- Everyone who has nothing better to do with their time
- Anyone who wants to watch paint dry
- Anyone with a strong stomach for bland catering
- The person who just got back from vacation and is still on island time