Subtopic B: The Email Signature Arms Race

In this subtopic, we explore the absurdly competitive world of email signatures. Where the most creative, most outlandish, and most utterly unnecessary designs are born.

It's a battle for attention, a war for clicks, and a fight for the perfect font. Who will be the last one standing? Will it be Subtopic A: The Ancient Art of Cute Pictures or Subtopic C: The Mysterious Case of the Miss-ing Headers?