A meeting so epic, so sprawling, that it's been ongoing since the prophets first prophesied the apocalypse. It's like trying to thread an email chain through a black hole. Subtopic C: The Memo-Pocalypse where the notes never end, and the coffee never runs out. Subtopic D: The Email Chain of Unsustainability where the carbon footprint of the meetings is calculated in gigatonnes. Subtopic E: The Sustainability Report That Never Ends where the graphs never stop trending, and the buzzwords never stop buzzing.